design

kisda: keep it simple, dumb-ass

Why do you go to work in the morning? To make money. Us, too. That's why we're here. But, we're also on a bit of a holy quest. See, the world around us is falling apart, degenerating into a heaving pile of overwrought junk. Does your toaster need to have a microchip in it? Does your TV remote have to have so many $%#@&ing buttons? Complexity is creeping into everything because designers are getting lazy. Rather than design something that works right, they just throw technology at it and force the user to adapt.

That's just wrong. At Shiny Monkey we pride ourselves on providing simple, elegant solutions to design problems. As a multi-functional bunch of guys, we can provide opportunities that other design groups would never be able to do.

Are we revolutionary? Probably not. But we're smart, and we're good at what we do, and we believe in doing things the right way. We're flexible with projects, but we don't bend much on the results. We like logic. We like simplicity. We like for form to follow function. And we love you, because you are still reading this. A lot of people didn't make it through those last couple sentences. That's your advantage.

And yes, we know it's hard to give somebody money for advice, but lets face it, there are a lot of people out there willing to give you advice. Some charge, some don't, but most of it's bad. That's where we come in. We guarantee good advice and clean logical designs, whether it be for your web site or for print media or for the coolest dog house ever.

Shinymonkey.com is absolutely turn-key. We handle every aspect of design. We can tweak what you have or rebuild on the foundation. But we will finish with something that we can all be proud of. But pride isn't the only thing.

If it's a race, then what would you rather have, the monster truck with the flashing lights and simulated rocket launchers or the E-Type Jaguar? If it's a war, what would you rather have, the catapult that takes a day to reload, but launches hot lava on the enemy, or one inspired guy with a longbow? If it's a modern design strategy you want, we recommend a convertible Jaguar and an archer with a longbow inside plunking away at Bigfoot, and catapult operators, and whoever gets in your way.

That's your free advice from Shinymonkey.com. Tell us what you want.

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