about

do you really care ?

We know what you're thinking: this site is cooler than Fonzie in a freezer at McMurdo Station. You are so enamored of this site and its clean design and witty banter that you are seriously considering proposing marriage to it. You want to quit your job and spend all day browsing it gently. You've got a monkey on your back, and damn, is it ever shiny.

But who are the elusive geniuses (genii?) behind this incredible organization? Various regulations and court orders prevent us from revealing too many details, but we can give you a quick overview of the core triumvirate of our little cabal:

Paul Gilberry Meaningless Figurehead	You'd think that Paul's life would basically have ended after fruit smashing icon Gallagher put the restraining order on him.  If you aren't in the first three or four rows, after all, what is the point?  Amazingly, though, that nasty episode at the Saginaw Civic Center marks the beginning of a poignant tale of resilience and triumph.  Now a world reknowned theoretical writer, Paul is still best known for his first project, in which he turned the noun 'zeitgeist' into the until then purely theoretical heavy adjective 'zeitgeisty.' More recently, Paul has been very involved with the Cambridge University project, Search for Terrestrial Intelligence.  Paul has concluded that there may be hundreds of people in the world today under the influence of intelligence.  This startling theory led him to Shiny Monkey,  which features not a few of those theoretically intelligent people.  If you are here, you might be one of the others.  You might already be home.
Jeff Monks Grand Poobah	Jeff Monks is a mythical creature alleged to live in the Northwest wilderness. Eyewitnesses describe the creature as being 6½ to 8 feet tall, bipedal, weighing 400-800 pounds, and covered in a thick coat of hair from head to toe. Local lore says that when Jeff Monks is approached by humans, he will exude a hideous stench and flee into the dense foliage of his home range. Many scientists assert that Jeff Monks is a hoax, but sightings continue to this day in all parts of the country, and cryptozoologists remain convinced that the creature is indeed real. Can this man-beast exist in seclusion in modern-day North America?
Keith Russell Single, Chinese, And Still Looking	Single Chinese-American retail businessman who speaks both Mandarin and Cantonese in addition to English, live in the South Bay area of Los Angeles County, interested in doing business, computer related stuff, swimming, smooth Jazz, reading technical books and notes or just enjoy a quiet evening at home. I am looking for a tall, attractive, much younger, slender, preferably, Asian, Latino or Caucasian. I attended elementary school in Taiwan, high school in Hong Kong and college in United States so you know a bit about my background. No fatties.